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You can make your own drops. Just say something that people want to hear, then when it doesn’t happen, or is proven laughably false, change the meaning of what it was you said and the significance of it. Then do this every year for four years when the date of your drop comes up.

Make sure you use thousands of different numbers, phrases, keywords and clues, so that there are literally hundreds of millions of different permutations of data so that when, inevitably, something coincidentally looks like it matches, you can claim it is “proof.”

You know none of your actual predictions will ever happen, which would be real proof, but sometimes it will look like it because your format is so needlessly, and I mean this, needlessly ambiguous, that your cult followers will actually connect the dots for you - you never have to be right!

Then you cover your ass by saying that “disinformation is necessary”. How convenient!

I could go on and on and on and on with the inconsistencies and easy conveniences because this is literally the boiler plate of most cults. No exaggeration, it’s exactly the same format without any changes.

Exactly. The. Fucking. Same.

But I’ve given you enough to start with, you’ll make up the rest of it as you go along. Now remember that your cult followers will do most of the work for you, seeing connections that aren’t really there, taking coincidences as something more, making excuses for failure after failure after failure after failure after failure after failure by bending logic into a pretzel to continue to believe in their fucking Internet Santa Claus.

Four full fucking years after one horribly false prophecy after another was made, they are still making excuses for why they have not happened but are still going to. Honestly, no joke, four fucking years.

Four. Fucking. Years.

Look at all the bullshit they said from November until February about how, when, and where Trump was going to magically come back by the end of February. In March. In April. Then May. In June. They said Democrats were going to be arrested because they were already building prisons in downtown DC. Yeah that’s right, the barbed wire was turned the wrong way because they were actually going to keep people in, not keep people out. One of, and I’m not exaggerating, again, hundreds of things they said just in the month of January that turned out to be complete horseshit and they still don’t learn their lesson.

Just during that short period of time, it is no exaggeration to say there were thousands of failed predictions. Thousands from their cult. Thousands. Not one of them happened. Not one. And they still think they know what’s going on better than you do.

Why, are you retarded?