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Eat your shit like the other monkeys do. 2x the food.

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Try returning it to your grocery store when you’re done with it

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naw mane i keep it on a brown bag and leve dem on dah managers front porch at night

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Put it in a gatorade bottle and make jenkem

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Next one on the centipede appreciates it.

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Food is converted into energy by your body, food is a form of energy storage. Fat has ~44 Megajoules of energy per kilogram. If you are 10% body fat and you weigh 145lbs that means you have around 5kg of fat in your body, that's like 250 megajoules of energy just in fat alone. That's the equivalent of ~60 kilowatt hours. That's enough energy to power a Tesla for ~100 very exciting miles. So imagine if you can harness just 1/100th of that power in your body, you'd be unstoppable.

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could someone translate that into nigger speak so OP can understand it

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Nigga eatin shiet n be runnin fasta, so u be stealin mo shiet from wypipo u feel me foo?