Introducing the snowshoe hare:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowshoe_hare
These things feed half the wildlife in Canada. They taste like chicken, are slow, and easy to catch. They can have upwards to 32 kids each year. Often they are found in groups. In the winter, in deeper snow, they have the tendency to travel along trails they make between areas. This makes it super easy for predators to catch them with almost no energy expended - vital to winter survival.
They know they are to be eaten. Their whole strategy is to fuck faster than you can eat them. Since they are almost always 1st year hares, they are unaware of imminent danger and you can slowly walk right up on them, and club them like baby seals.
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