One will see you later. The other, after a while.
hare is the thing on your head dummy.
Well you don't have to snap like a rabbit animal.
My grandpa used to say the ears, hares have longer ears. I have no idea if it's actually true but he was old, and old people were right about a lot of things.
Jewgle:
In general, rabbits are smaller and have shorter ears than hares. They are born without fur and with closed eyes after a gestation period of 30–31 days. ... Hares, in contrast, are larger, and they are born fully developed with fur and open eyes after a gestation period lasting about 42 days.
Why the fuck didn't you learn this is school?
Why the fuck can't you look it up if you want to know?
Introducing the snowshoe hare:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowshoe_hare
These things feed half the wildlife in Canada. They taste like chicken, are slow, and easy to catch. They can have upwards to 32 kids each year. Often they are found in groups. In the winter, in deeper snow, they have the tendency to travel along trails they make between areas. This makes it super easy for predators to catch them with almost no energy expended - vital to winter survival.
They know they are to be eaten. Their whole strategy is to fuck faster than you can eat them. Since they are almost always 1st year hares, they are unaware of imminent danger and you can slowly walk right up on them, and club them like baby seals.
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