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[–] 4 pts

Maybe your phone is actually a liquid metal terminator, it laughs at your pitiful damage while repairing. Quick you have to stop it! Microwave your phone!!!

[–] 1 pt

Yeah, but seriously, this makes no sense

[–] 1 pt

I second this theory!

Throw that bitch into a blender, then nuke the parts!