One of my 4 dogs is turning 12 today. My wife and I went to the pet store to get them some celebration treats. I began loading up on treats that looked like orange iced pumpkins. My wife the accountant did the math and said the better buy are the rainbow cookies…more cookie and they are a dollar cheaper. I said I’m not giving my dogs treats with the fag flag on them. My wife made a cringe face and cocked her head in a way that made me look. Right next to us was the store manager, an obvious dyke. Five feet tall, four feet wide with short purple hair. We locked eyes. I said no one is buying the gay ones, that’s why there are so many and they’re marked down. I bought all the pumpkin cookies. She rang us up with an attitude.
You saved your dog from becoming gay by your penny pinching wife and taught the store owner a basic economics lesson. Hero!!
My wife didn’t notice that the dog rainbow cookies had a narrow brown stripe. These were Antifa dog cookies. Had she realized that, she wouldn’t have given a shit about the savings
Good choice, pumpkin's pretty tasty.
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