You'll have to pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and skeletal hands.
You'll have to pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and skeletal hands.
I used to use it all the time but nobody else seems to, so I stopped. Kind of like double spacing after a sentence.
I used to use it all the time but nobody else seems to, so I stopped. Kind of like double spacing after a sentence.
You must carry the touch. Use the Oxford comma, double space, and add niggardly to your every day language.
You must carry the touch. Use the Oxford comma, double space, and add niggardly to your every day language.
Niggard- a stingy person
Niggard- a stingy person
Double spacing came from the days of fixed-width fonts in typewriters. I learned to type on IBM Selectrics, but for some reason never developed the double-space habit.
Double spacing came from the days of fixed-width fonts in typewriters. I learned to type on IBM Selectrics, but for some reason never developed the double-space habit.
How about tabbing a new paragraph?
How about tabbing a new paragraph?
I was weird and hated that, too. Even before using computers for typing.
I was weird and hated that, too. Even before using computers for typing.
We are old. I loved my Selectric 2 so much.
We are old. I loved my Selectric 2 so much.
I used to think changing fonts by popping up the top of the "golf ball" and putting on a new one was amazing. LOL.
I used to think changing fonts by popping up the top of the "golf ball" and putting on a new one was amazing. LOL.
We are moving too fast! How can we jump into punctuation if the world is still struggling with pronouns?
We are moving too fast! How can we jump into punctuation if the world is still struggling with pronouns?
99% of the world understands pronouns just fine. In fact, most two-year-olds get it.
99% of the world understands pronouns just fine. In fact, most two-year-olds get it.
It's rational, therefore has the right to exist.
It's rational, therefore has the right to exist.
Which would you want to see more of:
The two strippers, JFK and Stalin.
Or
The two strippers, JFK, and Stalin.
Which would you want to see more of:
>The two strippers, JFK and Stalin.
Or
>The two strippers, JFK, and Stalin.
[I, fucking, love, commas](https://files.catbox.moe/9puubu.png)
fucking commagate
fucking commagate
I hate niggers, jews, and immigrants.
I hate niggers, jews, and immigrants.
Irrelevant username?
Irrelevant username?
Sarcasm does not exist
Sarcasm does not exist
Deus does not exist-
But if he does, I never notice him
Deus does not exist-
But if he does, I never notice him
The Oxford comma is like beer. You don't really need it to survive, but it makes life so much better.
The Oxford comma is like beer.
You don't really need it to survive, but it makes life so much better.
We all need that extra pause
We all need that extra pause
I love; the Oxford comma
I love; the Oxford comma
One might call me a comma, Nazi!
One might call me a comma, Nazi!
i can Nazi the point of that
i can Nazi the point of that
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