You don't think they'd expect some measure of surety or kike-tier behavior from you to prove your conversion? Also, you'd only ever be a shabbos goy and you'd never be permitted to rise to any place of actual independent power.
Can't have any power unless you abuse children. That gives them surety
But if millions of us did it...? 'Hey, turns out you guys were right all along, that's why I am joining you!'
Possibly. Until they found this thread and caught on to your master solution.
I'm sure the Mossad head office is all abuzz right now...'Oy vey! How do we shut it down??'
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