Who the fuck is going to pay retail, then?
Not me, goy!
OY VEY
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You don't think they'd expect some measure of surety or kike-tier behavior from you to prove your conversion? Also, you'd only ever be a shabbos goy and you'd never be permitted to rise to any place of actual independent power.
Can't have any power unless you abuse children. That gives them surety
But if millions of us did it...? 'Hey, turns out you guys were right all along, that's why I am joining you!'
Possibly. Until they found this thread and caught on to your master solution.
I'm sure the Mossad head office is all abuzz right now...'Oy vey! How do we shut it down??'
I approve. Ignore my user name.
I think somebody really needs a Schlomo badge..
I was wondering if I could have a schlomo badge please.
I second the motion.
No one considers a convert to be a real jew.
A gentile who converts to judaism is looked at by jews like wigger wannabe gangsta is looked on by real niggers.
You aren't anywhere close to the real deal, and you are at best a useful tool to be discarded when you are no longer useful.
You will be an eternal outsider, kept on the periphery far away from the secrets, and be the one at the lowest priority in the community, if you get access at all.
Jews see themselves as a race, religion is merely a cultural fixture to the race, and a convert can imitate the latter, but never the former, they are not to be trusted.
The only way to bypass this is by use of jewface, convincing them that you are a jew by ethnicity and ancestry, and somehow keeping up the cover in front of the (likely suspicious) jewish community leaders.
My first step shall be to get a reverse nose job
Looooool
it is like the arab and black jews, they say "oh yeah, you are jews." but they do not get the in group preference.
After converting, just start going to a new synagogue where they don't know you.
their jewdar is better than ours
Yeah this is hard to explain to normies. Jews know when theyre looking at another jew. Like they know instantly. Their in group preference is not some mistake. Normies tend to assume its organic because THEY cant see jews. Never realizing that jews can see jews at a glance.
Are you questioning my legitimacy? Oy vey! It's another shoah
No, you get denied the right to live in isreal, forced out of the community, forcibly sterilized with (((vaccines))), attacked and killed by real jews, or arrested and "relocated" by the police and soldiers, leaving your property behind to be confiscated.
It doesn't matter if you convert or not -- Jews don't regard you as a Jew unless you have Jew blood.
But if I convert at one synagogue, and start going to another, no one will know. I will just kvetch incessantly and say 'OY VEY!' a lot.
But others will. Why is that guy with the funny hat, curly hair, and white strings coming out of his pockets acting like such a progenerate good citizen? You'd have to act degenerate.
There is only one god, Father Apollo, whose majestic aquiline gryphons pull the chariot of the sun across the sky for you worthless mortals.
Look up, and be afraid!
I think Odin would not agree
Does Odin have gryphons?
No.
Case closed.
You win...this time.
Worth a shot, try it and lets us know how it works out.
May G_d help me!
Do you believe that the Orthodox Kikes are in a higher position than the ones involved with Freemasons and other similar cults?
You could learn Hebrew/ Yiddish and that would be a start.
Oy vey! Freemasons ARE jews!
You didn't answer my question. They are more like shabbos, why has everyone suddenly started implying Freemasons are just a non-issue that should be ignored?
I am too low IQ to formulate a worthy reply
They're like the normie branch of kabbalistic kikery. One arm of many.
You will have to send Jew blood to one of their DNA testing labs. You must be single and without a family. Learn to hold your hands together. You will need to be a flamboyant actor essentially….. you must become a reptile like them. Learn their traditions. That’s how spies succeed.
I've got the 'flamboyant' part down, thanks to Anticlutch tutoring me
You are suggesting that we become them to defeat them?
Even if that would work, we wouldn't be rid of their toxic ways. We would simply become that which we despise.
Yeah, once the money starts rollin in, I will make Zuckerberg look like a Buddhist monk
Why the hell would you want to shave that ginger jew bald?
I was speaking from a greed aspect
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