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I am punk rocking musician from Dagestan , I care nothing for society , and wear eye liner openly. Please , where to buy air guitar ? Cannot find in my country , as my country sucks in every way

I am punk rocking musician from Dagestan , I care nothing for society , and wear eye liner openly. Please , where to buy air guitar ? Cannot find in my country , as my country sucks in every way

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[–] [deleted] • 10 pts

I've got a rare vintage 1976 Airocaster air guitar in excellent condition I'm looking to sell. How much ya got?

[–] • 3 pts

For such air guitar as this I have maybe 7,000 rubles. I know is small amount but my country is poor and shitty . Please to let me know if this amount is enough

[–] • 1 pt

7,000 rubles not enough. You have daughters?

[–] • 0 pt

No , but my Aunt Sacha is available. She has strong grip from milking cows , and still has even some teeth.

[–] • 6 pts

You have to find an Air Supply. They will help you find the one that you love. You know you'll have found it when it gives you sweet dreams where even the nights are better. It's okay if you are all out of love; they can make it out of nothing at all.

[–] • 0 pt

I must find this Air Supply I have much thanks to you

[–] • 4 pts

Wyld Stallyns have, like, hundreds of used air guitar. Be warned though, the newest models stink of desperation and bad writing.

[–] • 3 pts

i have top model air guitar for sale as it happens.

for good price of 10,000 dollaridoos ill post it to you.

[–] • 2 pts

I look forward to purchase top model air guitar of you !

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

I have seen his air guitar. It is worthless second hand crap.

Only buy original AirGuitar© branded guitars.

I just happen to have one if you can convince to give up MyLeftNut

[–] • 2 pts

AirGuitar brand guitar is like Beats headphones. It's all brand, and the sound is shit. He needs one of the German made Doepeloffenshlepftelschtaggens, which I just happen to have for sale. Probably outside his budget though.

[–] • 1 pt

AirGuitar shill attempt to rip off intelligent buyer of precision musical instrument.

Quality of sound more dependant on quality of player!

Special one time only deal, 7500 dollaridoos and ill throw in a carry case.

[–] • 1 pt

I lost my right nut to testicular cancer and this would be the only pair I have left. I do have a rare 1973 Fendair I might sell.

[–] • 2 pts

An Air Music Store, of course... or go to Airazon!

[–] • 3 pts

Don't go to Air Guitar Center, they're a rip-off.

[–] • 1 pt

Don't go to Air-Mart either. They sell cheap shit from China that falls apart quickly.

[–] • 2 pts

I was going to sell dragons, but air guitars are easier to store and you don’t have to feed them.

[–] • 1 pt

You may have mine for 300,000 SHIB

[–] • 1 pt

Next to the blinker fluid above the Tesla oil.

[–] • 1 pt

I had a blinker fluid moment the other day while perusing random aisles in the local Home Depot. I noticed a large display of "Diesel exhaust fluid" and felt the complete idiot for not knowing this was an actual thing.

As for the Air Guitar question, I think they've pretty much entered obsolescence due to CGI. I wouldn't waste my money on one, new or used.

[–] • 1 pt

Whatever learning to mime costs you.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Oh, I make the finest air guitars you can buy but they aren't cheap. I also carry a line of handmade tinfoil hats guaranteed to stop aliens and the MOSSAD from controlling you remotely.

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