We had a manchild of a superintendent on a project so we placed an ad on Craigslist (I have 2 tickets for free to Miley Cyrus, we have a family emergency and I can't take my daughter to the show...)
Watching him answer his phone every five minutes throwing a fit and screaming at people was GLORIOUS! "I don't have any f ing Miley Cyrus tickets!" "NO, I DON'T HAVE TICKETS I'M GIVING AWAY!"
Pure gold, it was magical watching him scream at other people besides the ones on the jobsite for a change.
This is great but I do not have time to wait for a thot to show up to town... where is a Hollywood whore when I need one?
Free boat gun you inherited? Gift card to Macy's? Use your imagination, you can get the phone calls flowing without a whore performance in town.
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