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Obviously there was an age before toilet paper. Different methods for cleaning one's self have ranged in time and place. But one thing is for certain, a King isn't going to be expected to do it himself, especially with the more hand's on aspects of former methodologies.

The question is, would you do it, or opt for the job. If the job involved cleaning a man's back side twice or sometimes up to three times a day, which would only take about 45 seconds to do, but you were then free the whole rest of the day and lived a relatively ok lifestyle financially, would you do it?

In other words, would you rather clean a man's ass for 2m15s a day and live in the past or work a modern job 8-10 hours a day?

Obviously there was an age before toilet paper. Different methods for cleaning one's self have ranged in time and place. But one thing is for certain, a King isn't going to be expected to do it himself, especially with the more hand's on aspects of former methodologies. The question is, would you do it, or opt for the job. If the job involved cleaning a man's back side twice or sometimes up to three times a day, which would only take about 45 seconds to do, but you were then free the whole rest of the day and lived a relatively ok lifestyle financially, would you do it? In other words, would you rather clean a man's ass for 2m15s a day and live in the past or work a modern job 8-10 hours a day?

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[–] • 6 pts

As a plumber who has been elbow-deep in other people’s shit on many occasion, my answer is a resounding YES

[–] • 1 pt

Plumbers make good money! That is why you wanted the golden turd isn't it?

[–] • 2 pts

Oh yeah I’m a plumber, i guess I was born for the golden turd! Haha!

[–] • 0 pt

What prompted you (funny cuz in norwegian promp means fart) to become a plumber?

[–] • 2 pts

Oh man it’s kind of a long story, because becoming a plumber was the furthest thing from my mind. Long story short: I started out as a software engineer writing code. I did that for a few years but I felt like I needed to get out of my hometown for a while so I joined the Navy to “see the world”. Little did I know I was merely a conscript for the zionists, but that’s a story for another time. Ten years later I decide to get out of the military, and a job opportunity fell through so I had to find something, I ended up joining the plumbers/pipefitters union instead. I started out doing construction, which I really enjoyed. Then 2008 happened and all construction in our area just stopped. I ended up taking a service plumbing gig - construction guys called them “turd chasers” - to put food on the table. I got the last laugh, though, because all those guys were struggling for years to get work but I was always busy.

It’s crazy where life takes you. If you had asked me as a kid if I wanted to chase turds, my answer would be “HELL NO!!!”. Here I am over a decade later and I’m still chasing turds. In fact I’ve just embraced it: I’m starting my own service plumbing company, I’ve already given my current employer notice and I will be self-employed in another few weeks. Wish me luck!

[–] • 0 pt

That was a nice read. Youve had quite a journey! Real men know when to turn of their bitch ("ew") sense. That golden turd is definitely earned! Haha.

Btw, did you see anything 4chan greentext worthy, in the navy?

[–] • 1 pt

I can answer: the smell of money.

[–] • 0 pt

Can you ever smell it over the poo though.