I'd rather do regular work. Even if you've got free time you'll be known as an asswipe.
Now if I was a King I would wipe my own ass. I'd be a Marcus Aurelius type of ruler.
As a plumber who has been elbow-deep in other people’s shit on many occasion, my answer is a resounding YES
Plumbers make good money! That is why you wanted the golden turd isn't it?
Oh yeah I’m a plumber, i guess I was born for the golden turd! Haha!
What prompted you (funny cuz in norwegian promp means fart) to become a plumber?
Oh man it’s kind of a long story, because becoming a plumber was the furthest thing from my mind. Long story short: I started out as a software engineer writing code. I did that for a few years but I felt like I needed to get out of my hometown for a while so I joined the Navy to “see the world”. Little did I know I was merely a conscript for the zionists, but that’s a story for another time. Ten years later I decide to get out of the military, and a job opportunity fell through so I had to find something, I ended up joining the plumbers/pipefitters union instead. I started out doing construction, which I really enjoyed. Then 2008 happened and all construction in our area just stopped. I ended up taking a service plumbing gig - construction guys called them “turd chasers” - to put food on the table. I got the last laugh, though, because all those guys were struggling for years to get work but I was always busy.
It’s crazy where life takes you. If you had asked me as a kid if I wanted to chase turds, my answer would be “HELL NO!!!”. Here I am over a decade later and I’m still chasing turds. In fact I’ve just embraced it: I’m starting my own service plumbing company, I’ve already given my current employer notice and I will be self-employed in another few weeks. Wish me luck!
That was a nice read. Youve had quite a journey! Real men know when to turn of their bitch ("ew") sense. That golden turd is definitely earned! Haha.
Btw, did you see anything 4chan greentext worthy, in the navy?
I can answer: the smell of money.
Can you ever smell it over the poo though.
First, you'd be lucky to only do it once a day. Couple the high fat diets with a good dose of intestinal parasites, you might just have a 'full time' job on your hands.
[This is historical rumor ... I've read articles that claim this is true, but have not read original sources. Your call if you wish to take it as legend or truth.]
But, that being said, look up the term the "privy council". This is a highly influential council that is close to the king / monarch / ruler that has heavy sway on matters of state. Some have suggested the origin of this term was from the kings butt cleaner who was (a) trusted to never hurt the king, (b) trusted to keep the kings secrets (including the aforementioned parasites, etc.) They were the only person in the kingdom that was guaranteed a private 5-10 minutes with the king daily. Even queens and other family members couldn't always get that. Because of this, the nobility, merchants, would do what they could to get in good with the privy council knowing a few key words could sway a tax deal or start a war.
So....
Meh... tough call.
>high fat diets with a good dose of intestinal parasites>>
Ok, so nice watery shits that don't require any deep scooping with my fingertips to get all the nook and crannies. Sounds good.
some have suggested
Pretty much anyone that studies history and etymology suggest.
Privy councillor was a royal arse washer and you dont want anyone you dont trust being the only person getting that close to a monarch unless you want them dead.
As a result they got more private time with that monarch than their other half.
the opportunity to subvert a kingdom and play with the kings fecal matter. sounds like the dream job of a jew.
Tbh I feel sorry for the King now. Can't get a break even when taking a shit.
Im sure Rihanna totally hates young women lining up to lick her arse clean.
I take pride and pleasure from the work I do. I would not take pride or pleasure in that so nope. I'd design and build the palace though.
Work really does set you free. Working with your hands and physically challenging yourself is good for the body, spirit, soul, and sleep.
No thanks on cleaning derriere.
I was a CNA in a nursing home when I was a senior in high school. Give the rose water soaked rag to me, I've seen/done worse.
And put your mother out of work?
Go back to reddit with your poop fetish. Fucking weirdo. Try thinking before shitposting your degenerate shower thought.
Legitimate historical job with fucktons of money and influence.
The kind of shit that earned people estates once.
Charles Martel had it easy. He only had to manage a palace as a duke to end up creating the Carolingian Empire.
They were called 'Privy Councillors' and were one of the most influential jobs you could have amongst royals.
Its like a majordomo on steroids.
Depends on whether or not I'm more skilled for something else. For many people, that's not the case, and that job would be perfectly suitable. The kingdom would benefit more from me not wiping the king's ass.
live in a castle , fuck ya what are the choices, be a farmer - shovel pig shit?
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