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I need your help fellow shitposters.

Long story short - because of some personal work related issues I have to get positive cohen19 test. They gave me self-testing kit that I have to spit on or something, but it is really important that I get positive.

Is there a way I can do this? I have no friends or relatives who are positive and don't really have a lot of time to find someone else, so it is not much of an option.

I have seen advice on this topic somewhere here a couple of days ago, but can't find it anymore.

Your help and suggestions will be much appreciated.

I need your help fellow shitposters. Long story short - because of some personal work related issues I have to get positive cohen19 test. They gave me self-testing kit that I have to spit on or something, but it is really important that I get positive. Is there a way I can do this? I have no friends or relatives who are positive and don't really have a lot of time to find someone else, so it is not much of an option. I have seen advice on this topic somewhere here a couple of days ago, but can't find it anymore. Your help and suggestions will be much appreciated.

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Get tested as much as possible. Hopefully you'll end up with a false positive.

But that doesn't mean using the same type of test over and over. Instead, take the self test, then go to a testing place and get them to test you, then go to another. Contact local clinics and ask if they run tests, pharmacies, etc. Rapid testing sites, regular testing sites.

Once one tests positive, use that. You might have to say that you didn't trust the home test and wanted to get tested at - the place that gave you the false positive - because you thought it would be more reliable.