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I need your help fellow shitposters.

Long story short - because of some personal work related issues I have to get positive cohen19 test. They gave me self-testing kit that I have to spit on or something, but it is really important that I get positive.

Is there a way I can do this? I have no friends or relatives who are positive and don't really have a lot of time to find someone else, so it is not much of an option.

I have seen advice on this topic somewhere here a couple of days ago, but can't find it anymore.

Your help and suggestions will be much appreciated.

I need your help fellow shitposters. Long story short - because of some personal work related issues I have to get positive cohen19 test. They gave me self-testing kit that I have to spit on or something, but it is really important that I get positive. Is there a way I can do this? I have no friends or relatives who are positive and don't really have a lot of time to find someone else, so it is not much of an option. I have seen advice on this topic somewhere here a couple of days ago, but can't find it anymore. Your help and suggestions will be much appreciated.

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[–] • 9 pts

Ask for a PCR test. Damn near guaranteed you will get a positive. Alternatively, catch a cold or the flu.

[–] • 4 pts

Go to different clinics and places giving the test. If you don't get a positive on the first day, try again the next day. Eventually one will come back positive. Guaranteed.