Welcome • User Guide
ToS • Privacy • Canary
Donate • Bugs • License

©2025 Poal.co

1.1K

I need your help fellow shitposters.

Long story short - because of some personal work related issues I have to get positive cohen19 test. They gave me self-testing kit that I have to spit on or something, but it is really important that I get positive.

Is there a way I can do this? I have no friends or relatives who are positive and don't really have a lot of time to find someone else, so it is not much of an option.

I have seen advice on this topic somewhere here a couple of days ago, but can't find it anymore.

Your help and suggestions will be much appreciated.

I need your help fellow shitposters. Long story short - because of some personal work related issues I have to get positive cohen19 test. They gave me self-testing kit that I have to spit on or something, but it is really important that I get positive. Is there a way I can do this? I have no friends or relatives who are positive and don't really have a lot of time to find someone else, so it is not much of an option. I have seen advice on this topic somewhere here a couple of days ago, but can't find it anymore. Your help and suggestions will be much appreciated.

(post is archived)

You are currently inside a comment thread.
Click here to see all the comments (32).
[–] • 10 pts

Acidic materials such as cola, beer, fruits, etc. can cause them to give positive results. That's what I've heard, I'm just a stupid bird.

[–] • 8 pts

That's not true at all. You're a differently abled bird.

[–] • 5 pts

You're a differently abled bird.

It's ok. I don't care for doublespeak, call a spade a spade.

[–] • 4 pts

Speaking of spades, have you seen

[–] • 0 pt

He's a fucking spade, cunt spade cunt. Fucking spade.