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I made everyone Bacon sandwiches with a side of bacon. We ran out of mayo :(

I made everyone Bacon sandwiches with a side of bacon. We ran out of mayo :(

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Imagine eating food

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I do. Food is tasty, there's an incredible amount of variety on this world. If you don't eat food, you miss some of the most incredible pleasures.

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Lol fag

The Good Lord Jesus transubstantiates nutrients directly into my body

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I think you're lying to me, but I care for you anyway. No homo.

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This was my thought too. I haven't eaten a meal with a name for years. I miss breakfast sometimes. I liked breakfast.

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Sunday is family treat day. So maybe a nice sit-down lunch somewhere.

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Sunday is fasting day.

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Did you butter up that bacon boy? * Shakes fist *

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I did save the bacon grease for later.

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Butter your toast or significant other with it!

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I'm having spam and brown sauce sandwiches.

Edit: Fried spam

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Apple, protein bar, pear

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Can we eat bird for lunch? Joke

Some radishes crackers and ham would be a nice lunch, too bad same as mayo situation

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I've been debating munching on a bag of birdseed.

I bought sunflower seeds as a supposedly healthy snack but the salt content is so ridiculously high I woke up with a headache the next day. I could pay for unsalted + shipping or just dig into the giant bag of birdseed I have.

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I'm hungover and have been eating spoonfuls of peanut butter.

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Also hungover, I managed to make some Campbell's cream of chicken soup

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Wound up with a can of tuna and some tomato soup with fresh blanched baby spinach

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we ran out of mayo

Just smear the fat left in the pan after frying the bacon onto the bacon that you have sandwiched between the breadcon.

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The bacon grease is saved for later use.

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Oh. I see. The good'ol bacon lube. Smells great. Tastes better. Feels the best!

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I'm not sure what world you live in, but bacon grease in mine is used as shortening in biscuits and pan grease for things like seared chicken and hamburgers.

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The blood of my enemies

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