Why am I better than everybody? | Poal: Say what you want.

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I’m about to have the biggest interview of my life for a job that will be the last job I ever have. It’s essentially a several million dollar interview. I know I wouldn’t just do well there. I would excel there. Heres the thing though, I don’t have the gift of gab. So maybe they don’t take me. Completely missing that I will be the best option they have. I don’t think I’ll be the best. I know I am. It’s not an act, don’t I have to force it, it’s the way I am. Iv been the best everywhere Iv ever worked. I guess what I’m wondering is why does everyone else suck so much? You know what the end result of being the best is? For me, it’s hating humanity. I didn’t used to view myself as the best but the further I get in life it’s the only logical conclusion. I’m not narcissistic. Why can’t all of you just fucking die?

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Because you haven't met me yet

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Do you even lift bro?

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If I don’t get this job then there’s nobody who’s good enough for them. If everything I do isn’t enough. Then nobody is enough.

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Wish you luck. You got this.

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I thought you were a schizo who smokes meth or crack or something. Was that all an act?

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My life was real Messed up. Pretty much every way you could think of. I was miserable and needed to change shit. So I divided up all the problems in my life into categories or sections and I went one by one and fixed them all. Then I got a great job. That’s where I currently work and now I’m interviewing for a much higher position. Same type of hours except my pay would go up x3 or x4 starting off. I do miss meth though. Definitely my drug of choice

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If I get this job I got a few plans. Pay off my debt which is about 10k total. Donate my time to some charity. Buy myself something nice. And make a big donation to poal.

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Waggie waggie get back into that golden caggie

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Show them a portfolio of your dick pics.

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This. I think we have a winner here!

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You know what it is? Always being surrounded by shit. Always being surrounded by people who are worthless. Just once I want to be the worst person in the room

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Lol.. We all have dreams.

Anyways if this is serious in any way. Good luck with the interview.

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Did you identify as a black lesbian in your cover letter? Smart guys recognize which way the wind blows..

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Trust me I thought about it

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Good luck, a positive attitude is not narcissistic.. Give it you best!

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Just once I want to be the worst person in the room

Good luck with that.

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Hey, how did this end up going?

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I didn’t get it

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You should have shown them the dick pics.

That sucks tho.

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I had two lines of thought. I knew nothing good was gonna happen to me. But then I maybe things will change and for once something will. That would have been it.