Because you haven't met me yet
I thought you were a schizo who smokes meth or crack or something. Was that all an act?
If I get this job I got a few plans. Pay off my debt which is about 10k total. Donate my time to some charity. Buy myself something nice. And make a big donation to poal.
My life was real Messed up. Pretty much every way you could think of. I was miserable and needed to change shit. So I divided up all the problems in my life into categories or sections and I went one by one and fixed them all. Then I got a great job. That’s where I currently work and now I’m interviewing for a much higher position. Same type of hours except my pay would go up x3 or x4 starting off. I do miss meth though. Definitely my drug of choice
Do you even lift bro?
If I don’t get this job then there’s nobody who’s good enough for them. If everything I do isn’t enough. Then nobody is enough.
Wish you luck. You got this.
Just once I want to be the worst person in the room
Good luck with that.
Did you identify as a black lesbian in your cover letter? Smart guys recognize which way the wind blows..
Trust me I thought about it
Good luck, a positive attitude is not narcissistic.. Give it you best!
Show them a portfolio of your dick pics.
You know what it is? Always being surrounded by shit. Always being surrounded by people who are worthless. Just once I want to be the worst person in the room
Lol.. We all have dreams.
Anyways if this is serious in any way. Good luck with the interview.
This. I think we have a winner here!
Waggie waggie get back into that golden caggie
Hey, how did this end up going?
I didn’t get it
You should have shown them the dick pics.
That sucks tho.
I had two lines of thought. I knew nothing good was gonna happen to me. But then I maybe things will change and for once something will. That would have been it.
Just drink a shit ton of coffee before the interview, you'll do fine.
You don't realize it, but you ARE a narcissist.
No I’m Not
Yes, you are, seek help. I am a recovered one, I know it when I see it.
No. I’m. Not.
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