Burn your house down faggot
No, I'm not as dumb as you. I wouldn't do that. But thanks for the comment, yah queer.
Large live trap, bait with apple you stomp with your boot. Once caught, do what is required.
This. You can get a trap for about $30, and you can use it later to catch food (rabbits, squirrels) when shtf.
Those oatmeal cream cakes work wonders for coons, they usually learn traps after seeing one of their kind stuck in it but they seem to be unable to resist the cake.
Huh, never tried. Sweet tooth problem it seems. Always had great luck with the smashed apple, not cut. Cut never worked.
Also, easy cheese makes a cost effective, easy dispensing, easy clean up mouse trap bait. Depending on where you live, they will always hit that or peanut butter, not always both.
Looking at everything, yeah, this is probably the best option.
I had a giant fucking rat a few years back. Learned how to evade the traps. I bought a .22 pellet gun and put a Gen 2+ night vision scope on it and camped out in my attic one night. Didn't end well for the rat.
That's dedication. Gotta mix up the glue traps every now and then because of that.
kek I was going to suggest basically this. Your real situation sounds funnier though.
That's awesome. Fuck that rat! No free rent!
how is it getting in? maybe close the hole some night when it is out.
They will just make a new hole. Then you'd have two spots to fix. Ask me how I know.. :|
Ah, damn, that sucks.
This is going to sound crude, but I am genuinely curious: What is your house made of that animals can just make holes in it? (specifically the part(s) where the holes are being made)
That fucker literally put a hole through the plywood sheathing on my roof.
The hole is on the roof, I think. I can't get up there. A family member took my ladder, and I won't be seeing her any time soon because of the China virus.
Go buy a cage style trap at your local mom and pop hardware store.
If you do it any other way your either make a bloody mess, or put yourself in harm's way.
Coons can kill dogs if cornered.
Did not know that coons could kill dogs. Thanks for the warning.
The way I see it, all problems can be solved with one of the two following tools:
An elephant gun.
A trebuchet.
Of the two, a trebuchet is much more fun.
I'll seriously think about the trebuchet.
Dude live traps are cheap as fuck. Bait with grape jelly covered bread' dead serious catch a coon so quick. If you must destroy one of God's creature in your ignorance assuming your more superior then the intelligence of him almighty then carry him out with a 22 fast and done dump and go use trap for later.
Yup, I'm gonna go look for a trap.
Glad to hear serious though sweet stuff catches them easy af
When accomplish your mission let me know and I’ll send you the recipe for my grannie’s coon stew.
It's gonna be delish!
Do you have a big container with a lid that you can bait and trap him inside with?
I think so. Not sure how I'll get him in there though.
Play loud music day and night, put a speaker up in the crawl space. Slayer or Sonic Youth should do.
Anal Cunt
totally forgot about that
Ah, unfortunately, I tried the noise thing. This son of a bitch doesn't give a fuck.
Smoke him out
That raccoon will chew you the fuck up. Pellet gun but you may put a hole in your roof.
You're probably right, but I did find a big hunting knife in my house that my dad left behind. It's as long as my forearm.
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