Burn your house down faggot
No, I'm not as dumb as you. I wouldn't do that. But thanks for the comment, yah queer.
I had a giant fucking rat a few years back. Learned how to evade the traps. I bought a .22 pellet gun and put a Gen 2+ night vision scope on it and camped out in my attic one night. Didn't end well for the rat.
That's dedication. Gotta mix up the glue traps every now and then because of that.
kek I was going to suggest basically this. Your real situation sounds funnier though.
That's awesome. Fuck that rat! No free rent!
Large live trap, bait with apple you stomp with your boot. Once caught, do what is required.
This. You can get a trap for about $30, and you can use it later to catch food (rabbits, squirrels) when shtf.
Looking at everything, yeah, this is probably the best option.
Those oatmeal cream cakes work wonders for coons, they usually learn traps after seeing one of their kind stuck in it but they seem to be unable to resist the cake.
Huh, never tried. Sweet tooth problem it seems. Always had great luck with the smashed apple, not cut. Cut never worked.
Also, easy cheese makes a cost effective, easy dispensing, easy clean up mouse trap bait. Depending on where you live, they will always hit that or peanut butter, not always both.
how is it getting in? maybe close the hole some night when it is out.
They will just make a new hole. Then you'd have two spots to fix. Ask me how I know.. :|
Ah, damn, that sucks.
This is going to sound crude, but I am genuinely curious: What is your house made of that animals can just make holes in it? (specifically the part(s) where the holes are being made)
That fucker literally put a hole through the plywood sheathing on my roof.
The hole is on the roof, I think. I can't get up there. A family member took my ladder, and I won't be seeing her any time soon because of the China virus.
20 pounds of tannerite should do the trick.
Maybe I'll order it on Amazon.
Alright, everyone. I read all the comments. Thanks for giving me your tips, and advice! I really do appreciate it. I like you guys. You're good people, except ModernGuilt. Hey, listen, asshole, I'm an environmentalist. I don't want to release harmful carbon emissions into the air by burning down my house! Think of the chidren!
Shoot it, and make a hat.
Throw dynamite sticks at it?
Sorry, I can't use dynamite. That might damage the old house.
Ah, there is nothing that duct tape cannot fix.
Rat traps modified with razor blades and nails.
That death would be glorious.
I keep 3 or 4 always primed in my attic in case any treenigger finds it’s way in again.
You can find plenty of tutorials on how to modify store bought ones. Additionally how to add tension to the spring to make it extra fucking lethal.
Put a bunch of rat poison in some peanut butter
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