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"Having Covid" means I have almost no symptoms at all, and won't do a test, but let's imagine it's Covid.

"Having Covid" means I have almost no symptoms at all, and won't do a test, but let's imagine it's Covid.

dilute sneeze in water, fill diluted sneeze in supersoaker, and blast diluted sneeze at some gathering
Go to supermarket and cough at frozen goods
Lick elevator-buttons and doorhandles at some public office
Buy a pack of cigarrettes, lick all the filters, and "forget" it at some school's or state-run old-age home's smoking place
Continue with life as if Covid doesn't exist
Stay at home until symptoms go away
Fuck You!

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[–] • 7 pts

youre a deadman walking bro... only 99.98% chance of getting out alive.

[–] • 1 pt

You're right, 0.02% chance of dying is as good as certain. To whom shall I pass on my considerable riches, oh lord, I ask thee.

[–] • 0 pt

Pass your dick pics my way I don’t care if you have aids

[–] • 0 pt

Except that he’s fucked becauze he has aids