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"Having Covid" means I have almost no symptoms at all, and won't do a test, but let's imagine it's Covid.

"Having Covid" means I have almost no symptoms at all, and won't do a test, but let's imagine it's Covid.

dilute sneeze in water, fill diluted sneeze in supersoaker, and blast diluted sneeze at some gathering
Go to supermarket and cough at frozen goods
Lick elevator-buttons and doorhandles at some public office
Buy a pack of cigarrettes, lick all the filters, and "forget" it at some school's or state-run old-age home's smoking place
Continue with life as if Covid doesn't exist
Stay at home until symptoms go away
Fuck You!

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Doctor Vladimir Zelenko (MD) sells a China virus supplement:

zstack.vladimirzelenkomd.com

Take Z-Stack to alleviate your symptoms. If you can't buy it from him, for whatever reason, you can buy these supplements separately, and combine them.

Two Z-Stack capsules contain 800 mg vitamin C (from ascorbic acid),125 mcg/5000 iu vitamin D3, 30 mg zinc sulfate, and 500 mg quercetin.

You can find this shit in orange juice, apple juice, red meat, and eggs.