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"Having Covid" means I have almost no symptoms at all, and won't do a test, but let's imagine it's Covid.

"Having Covid" means I have almost no symptoms at all, and won't do a test, but let's imagine it's Covid.

dilute sneeze in water, fill diluted sneeze in supersoaker, and blast diluted sneeze at some gathering
Go to supermarket and cough at frozen goods
Lick elevator-buttons and doorhandles at some public office
Buy a pack of cigarrettes, lick all the filters, and "forget" it at some school's or state-run old-age home's smoking place
Continue with life as if Covid doesn't exist
Stay at home until symptoms go away
Fuck You!

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Praised be Grandfather Nurgle, the Plague Lord, the Lord of Pestilence, the Fly Lord, and the Urfather is the Chaos God of Disease, Decay, Destruction, and Death by Rebirth.

Search for beauty in all things, and when found, celebrate it. And when beauty is found, perfect it by sharing the blessings of Nurgle.