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"Having Covid" means I have almost no symptoms at all, and won't do a test, but let's imagine it's Covid.

"Having Covid" means I have almost no symptoms at all, and won't do a test, but let's imagine it's Covid.

dilute sneeze in water, fill diluted sneeze in supersoaker, and blast diluted sneeze at some gathering
Go to supermarket and cough at frozen goods
Lick elevator-buttons and doorhandles at some public office
Buy a pack of cigarrettes, lick all the filters, and "forget" it at some school's or state-run old-age home's smoking place
Continue with life as if Covid doesn't exist
Stay at home until symptoms go away
Fuck You!

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Turn off the television.

Your COLD will subside in about 7 days.

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3 days

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this, it's most likely flu

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You'll live.

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Not if he’s got aids. Which he does

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Influenza

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youre a deadman walking bro... only 99.98% chance of getting out alive.

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You're right, 0.02% chance of dying is as good as certain. To whom shall I pass on my considerable riches, oh lord, I ask thee.

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Pass your dick pics my way I don’t care if you have aids

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Except that he’s fucked becauze he has aids

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Go to a gay bar and kiss everyone

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Kek! Why do you want me to get sick?

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He wants you to have aids too what a dick.

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He already has aids don’t listen to this shill

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don't be a dick. stay home and don't screw up other people's day/week. i don't care if it's covid or flu or whatever, purposely giving it to others is ghetto-level a**hole behavior.

if it really is covid, get ivermectin. my experience is that it really does lessen the symptoms and quickens the recovery.

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i think it's doorknob licking time. He should stop in andd have a lick at your mom's pussy too while he's at it.

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Break out the horse paste if it accelerates past asymptomatic.

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Doctor Vladimir Zelenko (MD) sells a China virus supplement:

zstack.vladimirzelenkomd.com

Take Z-Stack to alleviate your symptoms. If you can't buy it from him, for whatever reason, you can buy these supplements separately, and combine them.

Two Z-Stack capsules contain 800 mg vitamin C (from ascorbic acid),125 mcg/5000 iu vitamin D3, 30 mg zinc sulfate, and 500 mg quercetin.

You can find this shit in orange juice, apple juice, red meat, and eggs.

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Rip. :-(

Eat some oranges (vit c) Eat some nuts (zinc) Go outside (vit d)

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I swallow bandaids a few times a day and that keeps my insides from Getting hurt

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:-D does that work for feelings too?

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Spread the blessings of nurgle.

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Praised be Grandfather Nurgle, the Plague Lord, the Lord of Pestilence, the Fly Lord, and the Urfather is the Chaos God of Disease, Decay, Destruction, and Death by Rebirth.

Search for beauty in all things, and when found, celebrate it. And when beauty is found, perfect it by sharing the blessings of Nurgle.

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