pened to be a little church. It also happened to be Sunday around lunch time. I threw the door open in a fit of panic and just turned my body towards the open door. These old ladies in all their church clothes were just staring at me pissing all over the parking lot from the inside of my car. It was an experience. Ever since that day I havnt been able to hold my urine very long. Or maybe I’m just psychologically damaged from doing it
A woman's life is far far worse dues to under 50% the sphincter ability to hold back urine. The design defect is two-fold ... First, to prevent retrograde ejaculation , males have to have a POWERFUL urinary sphincter design : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrograde_ejaculation Secondly ... urine is used as a "cleaning system" of the vaginal area in most female mammals, so dribbling and leaking is not as dire when offsetting reproductive health.
So as shitty as you have it, you would be far more miserable trying to hold piss like a girl does.
a surgical nurse can hold more piss than you:
A rare exception is a surgical nurse (scrub tech), that "scrubs in" and attends 16 hour long marathon operations to reattach a hand, complex oncology, transplant a heart, etc. The lead surgeon can take a piss break, and does, but many nurses have massive, colossally huge, SEVERE HYPERTROPHY bladders. These elite surgical nurses often brag about doing all 10 to 16 hours on their feet without a piss break. The main surgeon knows they carry a pockets of wrapped hard candies to suck on, and expectedly ask for candies from nurses. Circular logic then ensues because nurses carry more candy and assortment into the OR, than their own supply personal needs for an operation, to furnish candies to the surgeon. No drink breaks for nurses... just a goddamned life of hard candies.
Sour cherry seems to a favorite in Chicago, New York, and Los Angeles.
HOLDING PISS THE LONGEST?
bears:
Alaskan bear species. Many science papers show 7 months between a piss break sometimes.
Bears don't eat, drink, urinate or defecate for six or seven months
https://www.npr.org/2011/02/18/133849231/hibernating-bears-a-metabolic-marvel
Some dogs:
Dogs? One dog was specially bread to hold its pee all day and all night. A little watchdog for a royal bedchamber called a Shih Tzu. The "Shih Tzu" can hold its pee longer than any dog breed on earth.
TL/DR: You have a little pissy baby bladder.
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