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All I need is the superpower of teleportation and a 9mm Glock. And all this shit would be over in no time, since I know who are the masters and the main executioners of this conspiracy.

What about you?

All I need is the superpower of teleportation and a 9mm Glock. And all this shit would be over in no time, since I know who are the masters and the main executioners of this conspiracy. What about you?

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Deathnote

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For those not familiar (like me)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Note

Death Note (stylized as DEATH NOTE) is a Japanese manga series written by Tsugumi Ohba and illustrated by Takeshi Obata. The story follows Light Yagami, a teen genius who discovers a mysterious notebook: the "Death Note", which belonged to the Shinigami Ryuk, and grants the user the supernatural ability to kill anyone whose name is written in its pages. The series centers around Light's subsequent attempts to use the Death Note to carry out a worldwide massacre of individuals whom he deems immoral and to create a crime-free society, using the alias of a god-like vigilante named "Kira", and the subsequent efforts of an elite Japanese police task force, led by enigmatic detective L, to apprehend him. Death Note ran in Shueisha's manga magazine Weekly Shōnen Jump from December 2003 to May 2006. Its 108 chapters were collected in 12 tankōbon volumes.

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Thanks for this good sir. I always assume people know memes

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With or without the eyes? I'm not sure how well it will work on kikes with all of their false names.

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The ability to teleport niggers and juize to Pluto

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You wouldn't even need the Glock. Just teleport holding out a flat piece of metal where their neck is. Then you could save the skulls if you wanted.

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At the risk of sounding like a nigger, I'd go with Thanos snap

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Yeah, that's fair lol. I have no excuse

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I want to be Dr. Manhattan just for one day.

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Why not two days? Or even 3?

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Dr. Manhattan is crazy OP. You wouldn't need more than a day.

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oh, I got zero idea what he does. minimal knowledge of cape shit

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Dude,nothing dead will go,so you can't have your Glock until you steal one at your destination.

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I was thinking some power to be able to go back in time and document (((them))) without them knowing, but I don't think the world would accept the truth even it came directly from their mouths.

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If CNN says it they’ll believe it.

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Racism. We all need racism, even the gooks and niggers.

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If you take one out, two more fill its place. What's the point?

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Eventually they’ll run out.

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