So GOOD, you mean. I take shits so monumental and awe inspiring that I’m chagrined upon exiting the bathroom that I’m not awarded the key to the city or something.
So GOOD, you mean. I take shits so monumental and awe inspiring that I’m chagrined upon exiting the bathroom that I’m not awarded the key to the city or something.
Sometimes , when it's a real big hard as a brick one , that comes out slow , then FINALLY passes , it's almost like spiritual experience.
Sometimes , when it's a real big hard as a brick one , that comes out slow , then FINALLY passes , it's almost like spiritual experience.
The 'Golden Flapper'award.
The 'Golden Flapper'award.
No lie, when I’m on the bowl, I occasionally daydream that Competitive Shitting is a sport and my highlights are featured on ESPN 8 “The Ocho.”
Cotton: “That there is what we in the biz call a real KERPLUNKER.”
Pepper: “Indeed. This guy needs a fiber infusion STAT.
No lie, when I’m on the bowl, I occasionally daydream that Competitive Shitting is a sport and my highlights are featured on ESPN 8 “The Ocho.”
Cotton: “That there is what we in the biz call a real KERPLUNKER.”
Pepper: “Indeed. This guy needs a fiber infusion STAT.
Imagine the ad sponsors,All Bran,Raisin Bran,Shredded Wheat. Whoa,we may be on to something??
Imagine the ad sponsors,All Bran,Raisin Bran,Shredded Wheat. Whoa,we may be on to something??
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