OMFG, now you're Internet Tough Guying at me? Today is apparently the day I tell multiple faggots to fuck right off with their gay shit.
Cindi, all I did was debate your ridiculous anecdote about calisthenics being some bastion of burning power or whatever.
Fighting is not TOUGH most of it is about avoiding getting hit. Tough Guys = chest out and arms down = GG!!!
Anyway, nice soliloquy. Fagguette.
Tell me more about how you crack coconuts with your pectoral muscles, Liberace. I sense limp-wristed deathfat in your writing style. You sure you're not a queer fatty?
It said E L B O W.
Tape a coconut to the inside of your door frame. Spend at least 6 months conditioning elbow etc against it. Build up power to throw bombs and eventually learn to crack it open.
Maybe I should stop typing to you, kinda scared you might do a handstand or some other fierce calisthenics!!1!1!
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