Tell me more about how you crack coconuts with your pectoral muscles, Liberace. I sense limp-wristed deathfat in your writing style. You sure you're not a queer fatty?
It said E L B O W.
Tape a coconut to the inside of your door frame. Spend at least 6 months conditioning elbow etc against it. Build up power to throw bombs and eventually learn to crack it open.
Maybe I should stop typing to you, kinda scared you might do a handstand or some other fierce calisthenics!!1!1!
Wow, you remembered a single isolated word from an earlier post in the comment thread! For a niggerbrained moron, you're a GENIUS. Some day you'll even refer to something like that in context. Who am I kidding, context is for humans, not for whatever multiracial monstrosity you are.
Hey, know who has a shitload of coconuts to play with? Island niggers. You an island nigger, boy?
Friday Jones used PLANK.
it wasn't very effective...
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