I contravened international biowarfare laws and started playing with gain of function corona virus variants. (Mind you, I'm located in a densely populated urban city). Using brain, kidney, and respiratory cell lines I propagated a multitude of variants which could easily pass through mammal species with specific binding susceptibility! Don't worry! Perfectly safe. (Disclaimer: except if they mandate 'leaky vaccinations' for everyone, which would produce a plethora of much more virulent and deadly variants). -WHO