WelcomeUser Guide
ToSPrivacyCanary
DonateBugsLicense

©2026 Poal.co

537

(post is archived)

[–] 3 pts

It's either 5 in the morning or 3 in the afternoon. There is no in between.

[–] 3 pts

About 45 minutes before the feds show up. First chore is making sure all of my 6 million guns are shiny. Then I check my booby traps.

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

None of your damned business. How many times do you have sex with someone every week?

[–] 1 pt

Lol, imagine having sex. What a joke.

[–] 1 pt

It's a joke when you're having it

[–] 0 pt

Nobody laughs when I get to the punchline.

[–] 2 pts

I'm never awake. I am in a perpetual dream. Even now, as I write this, I am fast asleep.

[–] 2 pts

Between 11 am and 1 pm. I'm a night owl degenerate and my future wake up time will be 5 am.

[–] 1 pt

7-7:30 ... and no alarm clock

[–] 1 pt

Last year it was 06:30. However, this year I took it up a notch and I've been waking up at 06:00!

[–] 1 pt

I think you know glowie

[–] 1 pt

Sleep is overrated.

Load more (12 replies)