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If you were a bartender and you were making a drink called "jews did 9/11"

What would go in that?

If you were a bartender and you were making a drink called "jews did 9/11" What would go in that?

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Bourbon Bacon Lemonade

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2 strips of crispy bacon for the towers? That's pretty good

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Jet fuel shot- Everclear Rum Blue curacao

Light the shot and then drop in a glass of Steel Reserve Spiked Blue Jew Razz. Chug the whole thing.

JET FUEL MELTS STEEL BEAMS

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I like it! Plus you'll never forget drinking that

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Whatever it is, it should have plenty of juice.
Just rename the screwdriver to juice did 9/11.

Or grape juice and Manischewitz

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I think you've nailed the name

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Mad Dog 20/20 Ever clear

Served flaming

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manischewitz and segrams 7

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Wait, you mean for building 7? Ugh I finally got the reference

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ground up jews

symple syrup

grenadine

fireball

The fireball and syrup hides the taste of jews and the grenadine hides the color.

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Not bad, but I feel like that one should be called a 6 (million) shooter

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Piss shit and semen

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I'm not putting your underwear in a drink

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Jews did 9/11

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How you gonna put that in a drink though?

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1 part magic oven, 1 part insecticide. Concentrate, and mix. It's a bitter drink, tho.

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I've never had a Dancing Israelis before. What's that like?

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That's just a bottle of cheap champagne but then you pretend that it's really expensive and tell people you invented champagne.

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kek Jewish Mysticism in a nutshell. I like it.

I like this. This is mine.