Anything to avoid just getting rid of them.
No, wait...I know, now you'll tell me that after all this time, there are too many of them, that you don't have the right things, after you made no effort to get any of it and didn't do anything for decades, etc.
Classic.
White men are like the jews of excuses. You say there's a big problem? Well, whitey's got unlimited, air tight reasons why he ain't gonna do jack shit about it, even though he "super cares".
It isn't gonna work guyz! I can't! It's tooo haarrrrrrrrd! I wood but I don't has the right geears and it's toooo late!
Yep, none of that shit that decided every conflict since the beginning of time works anymore. Tragically, it all stopped working after 1992 but do you know what does work? Oddly enough, it's just the exact same thing the budding millennial expert on modern strategy was raised to do. Some light marching around, meme-ing, politic-ing and tapping on phones or computers. Amazing. Seriously, what are the odds? It's almost as if his upbringing has molded him into the perfect conqueror of the digital age!
Many stone aged, ignorant Neanderthal brutes do not realize that that's exactly how the Taliban recently took Afghanistan. After the first few volleys of memes, twitter posts and annoying, Karen demonstrations, the Afghan army's resolve crumbled. Then, the Taliban brilliantly released a secret chemical compound that made their women's vaginas impervious to the enemy soldier's ding dongs. So even though their women were fucking the enemy all day and all night long, moaning like whores, no children were produced. As no children were produced, the Afghan government was immediately forced to retreat, leaving all that high tech equipment that is the reason why American patriots "can't win" behind.
Taliban "can win" in spite of high tech gear but Americans "can't win", and it's NOT because they are pussies. DO NOT DARE suggest that or I will scream like a girl.
Fortunately, before leaving unimportant blackhawks, tanks, rifles, etc. behind, they had the foresight to delete their social media accounts, destroy the meme generators, camera phones and top secret demonstration files. One can only imagine what would have happened had all of that persuasive power fallen into the wrong hands.
Someone recently posted some long ass video from some queer in a sweater about why soldiers can't shoot the enemy because they're too sensitive or something and need special trainings. The Taliban must have really good special trainings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zViyZGmBhvs
That's where we are, a bunch of effeminate goofballs. lol
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