Talking isn't doing, unless talking leads to doing. Take your inspiration where you find it.
My daughter thinks he's amazing. I find him boring. Different strokes.
Maybe you would like my philosophy. I call it Gerbilism and the main tenet is: “We are all but fecally encrusted gerbils inside the asshole that is life.”
That’s some deep shit right there. How’s that for a cave allegory?
<reaches for paper towel tube> You've given me something to think about.
Also LOL, good one.
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