Step one: Introduce yourself by your actions. Do not be shy.
Step two: Woman love to talk about themselves and gossip. Give her a compliment like, "your mouth don't stink" or something nice.
Step three: Cut to the chase and ask her to marry you on the first date. Life is short, go for the gusto.
Step four: Ignore my advice, and you may get lucky.
Step Five: Let God show you the way, he works in the strangest ways.
your mouth don't stink
This man lays pipe.
My nickname is "Ditch Witch" cause I lay so much pipe.
Don't get me started on butthole hygiene. As Red Foxx said it best "Women, you gotz to wash dat azz".
Poetry.
Isnt step three how baptist churches operate?
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