WelcomeUser Guide
ToSPrivacyCanary
DonateBugsLicense

©2026 Poal.co

580

I've been out of the dating game for around a decade. I was married but she passed away and I've bene emotionally stunted since then. I saw this cute girl at church but i have absolutely no clue what to do next? And the news cycle (Poal isnt helping here, taking in so much negative news is very bad for the psyche) gives me this negative reinforcement that asking her out would end in a disaster

I've been out of the dating game for around a decade. I was married but she passed away and I've bene emotionally stunted since then. I saw this cute girl at church but i have absolutely no clue what to do next? And the news cycle (Poal isnt helping here, taking in so much negative news is very bad for the psyche) gives me this negative reinforcement that asking her out would end in a disaster

(post is archived)

[–] [deleted] 4 pts

Step one: Introduce yourself by your actions. Do not be shy.

Step two: Woman love to talk about themselves and gossip. Give her a compliment like, "your mouth don't stink" or something nice.

Step three: Cut to the chase and ask her to marry you on the first date. Life is short, go for the gusto.

Step four: Ignore my advice, and you may get lucky.

Step Five: Let God show you the way, he works in the strangest ways.

[–] 4 pts

your mouth don't stink

This man lays pipe.

My nickname is "Ditch Witch" cause I lay so much pipe.

Don't get me started on butthole hygiene. As Red Foxx said it best "Women, you gotz to wash dat azz".

Poetry.

[–] 0 pt

Isnt step three how baptist churches operate?

Nope, you're thinking the LDS church...

I know this because it happened to me!!