Good news! Monsanto is working hard on combining them. Ceddar™ will soon be available to cheesemakers and foresters to cultivate. Soon you can build a deck that you can later eat on toasted bread. No longer will you have to choose between these two practically unrelated items when you need to eat and build something. And yes, it is Roundup Ready™ so you can get your daily regimen of glyphosate in a convenient and tasty new product.
Hopefully they saw fit to make their cedar-cheddar hybrid a tranny nigger so it can rape me and unburden me of my bicycle.
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