You know that feeling when you’re about to sneeze but it stops just before it happens. Like a tickle twitch in your nose? That shits been happening for the past ten minutes. It reminds me of when I was withdrawing from kratom and my nose was running and I was sneezing constantly except I’m not sneezing I’m just getting that tickling. It’s really starting to annoy me right now
You should try the .38 special, it’s where you press the barrel against your forehead, squeeze the trigger ever so gently, but stop before the hammer falls. Life, get used to it.
If I put a gun to my head I’m not gonna pussy out
Call me before you do that, I’ll talk you out of it.
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