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Spit tests?

I have to have surgery. I've already bailed on one medical procedure because they required a Jab-in-the-Brain PCR Faketest. This time they tell me they need a negative Faketest but the collection method is spitting in a vial.

Thoughts?

I've had tons of blood draws over the last 10 years so if they wanted a DNA sample that ship sailed long ago.

I have to have surgery. I've already bailed on one medical procedure because they required a Jab-in-the-Brain PCR Faketest. This time they tell me they need a negative Faketest but the collection method is spitting in a vial. Thoughts? I've had tons of blood draws over the last 10 years so if they wanted a DNA sample that ship sailed long ago.

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[–] • 1 pt

That would be the only alternative to the swab that I would consent to personally.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Y, I cannot figure out any way this leads to fuckery on their part but they have been quite ingenious over the last ~2 years.

[–] • 0 pt

This is as minimally invasive as it gets. Actually it's non invasive. I can't think of any reason to refuse this that doesn't rise to the level of the person being afraid of non contact thermometers because they thought it was beaming infrared radiation into their brain.

Until you realize that spit is one of the ways dna is collected. I'll let you dive down that rabbit hole on your own.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

The only objection I have to this method is that it is playing along with the retard narrative that its necessary. They aren't going to test me for flu and that's more dangerous.

[–] • 0 pt

I have the same objection. But it's not a hill I want to have to die on.

[–] • 0 pt

Sir, I may have some bad news. Your test results came back positive for semen.

[–] • 0 pt

If ur worried about dna in ur spit you can reduce you can reduce the amount if dna material in the sample. Wash your mouth by brushing your teeth, gums, cheeks, lips and tounge. Then for the sample, slowly draw saliva from the glands behind your bottom teeth with slight suction. Once you have enough to spit, do so but do not allow it to touch your whole mouth. Just use the tip of your tounge to push the saliva through pursed lips. I believe most of the genetic material found in saliva is from gum and cheek skin.