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Just as there are the blank cdc vax cards that one can print and complete, has anyone come across a blank test form where you can print it out and check negative? Or heard of any other way to get around the requirement of a test to return to work?

Asking for a friend.

Just as there are the blank cdc vax cards that one can print and complete, has anyone come across a blank test form where you can print it out and check negative? Or heard of any other way to get around the requirement of a test to return to work? Asking for a friend.

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Get yourself a nasal swab not nasopharyngeal. The difference is the nasal one you only need to swab the inside of a nostril. The nasopharyngeal is the one they need to touch your brain with. So, you have the nasal swab just blow your nose in a tissue and swab the contents. It should work just the same.

[–] • 0 pt

Problem is employer is requiring it to be from a medical clinic.

[–] • 1 pt

Start calling clinics and ask if they have the nasal swab. They should have it.

[–] • 1 pt

There is a really simple method, you just push the lever on top of the action and that opens the tube up so you can insert ammunition into your short barrel shotgun. I think its most effective if you squeeze the trigger when the barrel is directed towards the maskhole asking for your papers....but don't take my advice im not a lawyer or anything.

[–] • 0 pt

While moderately effective (ymmv), it can frequently slow down the rest of your work day.

[–] • 1 pt

You can use mine.

https://pic8.co/sh/Dwsoi4.jpeg

Jk.

Not an easy question to answer.

Basically, go get a test, say you need a paper copy for International travel, then manipulate it and reprint as needed.

[–] • 2 pts

Yeah, the whole point is to avoid getting tested. Graphine oxide up the nasal passages is a bitch, or so I’ve heard.

[–] • 2 pts

It depends where you are, as there is no standardized form. You'll need a working example.

[–] • 1 pt

I’ve got one, I’ve worked on duplicating it and as long as I can snap a pic and send, I think it’ll pass the smell test. Beyond that, my lack of computer graphic skill is going to be noticeable.

[–] • 1 pt

You just spit I'm a cup. That's all I have to do and I'm tested regularly

[–] • 0 pt

I’ve looked for saliva testing in my area and the only place I can find it is at the local university and only for students and staff.

I’ll have to look further.

[–] • 0 pt

You can get a saliva test now which is spitting into a cup. Sounds like the saliva is the goto method now in my area SoCal so if in doubt, demand this method and refuse the nasal or mouth swab.

[–] • 0 pt

Just called my county’s health department. They know of no facility doing the saliva test. The local university is, but only for current staff, faculty, and students.

[–] • 0 pt

You're a fat fucking cock?

[–] • 1 pt

It's my defining characteristic.

[–] • 1 pt

You're a big dick. Duly noted, thank you sir.

[–] • 0 pt

has anyone heard of a test that shows someone has taken a vaccine? is there any medical test for it, or is it all done via recording injections?

[–] • 1 pt

Haven’t heard of one, but have seen many videos of how fucked up the blood of an injected person looks under a microscope.