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I work for a government agency, and they are also paying for me to go to college full time. Both the Gov and the school require vaccinations… I don’t know what the fuck to do.

Either I take the vax and risk death, or I fake it and risk prison. I will lose everything I have if I get fired or quit… my house, car, everything. There is no “just quit bro” option.

I’ve read the J&J jab is not based on this horrible RNA thing I keep hearing about, does that mean it’s safer? I’m seriously considering getting it, as faking a card to the government seems nigh impossible since almost every state has a registry.

I was homeless recently… maybe I could claim I got it at a shelter and they didn’t have a system to put it in?

I work for a government agency, and they are also paying for me to go to college full time. Both the Gov and the school require vaccinations… I don’t know what the fuck to do. Either I take the vax and risk death, or I fake it and risk prison. I will lose everything I have if I get fired or quit… my house, car, everything. There is no “just quit bro” option. I’ve read the J&J jab is not based on this horrible RNA thing I keep hearing about, does that mean it’s safer? I’m seriously considering getting it, as faking a card to the government seems nigh impossible since almost every state has a registry. I was homeless recently… maybe I could claim I got it at a shelter and they didn’t have a system to put it in?

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[–] 3 pts

Get $1000 in cold hard cash. Book in for your vaccine. They draw up the syringe and then wordlessly lay the cash on them. Look at them and nod...

If they say no, book in somewhere else and try again

[–] 1 pt

Honestly this seems like not such a bad idea.

[–] 1 pt

I would think that you could get this done for a lot less than $1000.

[–] 0 pt

If they refuse and report me, I think that may very well be attempted fraud and I’ll be in the same boat as if I faked the card.