Because then it wouldn’t be a contest. Look if you’re an ass man, you’ve got to go for Gabbard. If you care about complexion, you ditch Gabbard. Crater face. Under no circumstances do I take Barrett. You go Kristi Noem if you care about the face more than the ass. I think they both have pretty good tits. I don’t really care I’m not picky about tits as long as they aren’t saggy. I like big strong muscular asses, so I like that about Gabbard, but Noem has prettier face than Gabbard. I wouldn’t waste much time on either one of them, but this is a contest after all. So if I had to marry one of them, it would be Noem. But I would remember Gabby’s ass for the rest of my life. It ain’t perfect or anything, but you’re dealing with three chicks that don’t really have great backsides and hers is the best of the bunch. There. Misogynistic enough for everybody?