I doubt it.

Plus, I'm not draftable anymore, and if I were, I'd get booted for being a right-wing extremist and anti-vaxxer.

Besides, it's sexist and racist for me, a white man, to have yet another opportunity to serve my country. Equity in military service!

he will sign anything you put in the stack of papers

No.

1. Majority of draft aged men these days are either (a) too fat, (b) too high, (c) too dumb, (d) too criminal, (e) too mentally weak.
2. "Service guarantees citizenship" - Easiest way to flood the nation with foreign born men than to have them serve for 1-2 years in exchange for citizenship. That's a win-win for Team Biden.

edit: I just looked up that 75% stat .... honestly higher than I thought it was. And, that article didn't touch the modern drug use or the "right wing extremism" aspect ... my guess it with those added we are looking at 90%.

Got to drop those standards! Send in the mobility scooter division.

I doubt it. But I'll kill commies, anywhere, anytime.

Better get all the "strong women" in there too!

I can't be drafted anymore.