Oh OK so you ARE a germaphobic retard then. Because the chances of getting a brain-eating amoeba from swimming in a lake is lower than your chances of getting struck by lightning while on that same lake. You can't ever go outside again, because the squirrels and raccoons all carry bubonic plague. I'm not even making that up, there is a huge animal reservoir of Plague Bacillus in the animals of North America.
You might get bitten by a mosquito and get Zika or West Nile, and whatever you do don't ever fuck anybody, because herpes can go right through a fucking latex condom. And never ever EVER pet a dog, because it might give you RABIES.
Innumerate dumbass, don't you even have the slightest grasp of the numbers involved? Can't go outside, you might get hit by a meteor!
How fucking hard is it for you to keep water out of your nose, bro. Who's the the retard here? Whatta fycking hill to die on, Jesus.
How hard is it for you to resist most environmental pathogens? For me and 99.9999% of the world, not that hard at all. For you, well, I guess you must have full-blown AIDS to be so worried about swimming in rivers, lakes, ponds, and oceans. Wouldn't want your compromised immune system to let you down, would we? You fag.
Snort biologically active water goy! It's good for you!
Do you think you're the first fake ass cUnt to waste my time?
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