Do what I did.
Look the test taker DEAD IN THE EYE and say half-joking "If you touch my brain things are going to get ugly real fast"
Back out right as they try to shove that thing up there. Then say "thanks" get up and walk away.
Chances are they're so sick of doing these test they could care less.
I talked to someone fairly recently who got tested. They said their swab was only in the lower nose.
The again I know someone who was supposed to be injected with the 1 shot J&J, only to be called back 3 wks later and told he was in fact given Pfizer #1 and needed to return.
There is definitely not a uniformity to this. Witness the rogue nurse who supposedly used saline on thousands of patients.
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