Run the cunt over in the car park - get out of your car profusely apologising - grab the little fcker and manhandle the shit outer them down onto the pavement - loudly tell everyone they may have concussion and you're putting them in the recovery position why they call emt's - put your hand under their jaw and clamp it shut while pinching their nostrils with the other hand - say you think they are losing consciousness and having a seizure and you will perform mouth to mouth - dont. Walk away a literal hero .... 10/ 10 have done this before, minus the car.
Run the cunt over in the car park - get out of your car profusely apologising - grab the little fcker and manhandle the shit outer them down onto the pavement - loudly tell everyone they may have concussion and you're putting them in the recovery position why they call emt's - put your hand under their jaw and clamp it shut while pinching their nostrils with the other hand - say you think they are losing consciousness and having a seizure and you will perform mouth to mouth - dont. Walk away a literal hero .... 10/ 10 have done this before, minus the car.
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