If you haven't spent the night in jail at least once, you're not living.
Yeah, but there is usually a difference in pissing on a cops toes while drunk, and, say, stealing a police car, in terms of incarceration.
Spending the night, if you're stealing cruisers, you're not spending the night.
That's what the dopeheads say about dope.
Apparently, to idiots that's a "selling point".
If you haven't lived enough to get into even the smallest amount of trouble, then you are a pussy beta cuck faggot.
Says all the idiots that can't control themselves and have a criminal record, alot like everyone in prison is "innocent".
So genius, why is being smart enough to stay out of trouble a bad thing?
Seems to me, it's the fucking retards that can't seem to stay out of trouble (i.e.; brown people and white trash that hang around with brown people), that are the problem.
That you need to do dope so you land in jail? What?
No, that if you haven't done <insert jailtime, used dope, etc>, then you haven't lived.
If you haven't died at least once, you're not living.
You've died several times you just don't know it.
Oh shit! Mind blown.
What, quantum immortality?
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