just wear one the next time you are talked to then about 10 minutes later "pass out" and hit your head . Make a big scene, fall were people can see you. maybe even practice the fall at home free days off!
If they still insist on you wearing the mask, keep passing out. Since it's a workplace injury it will be covered by worker's comp. Employers really don't like that as it can hike their insurance rates.
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