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I literally do not think I would be found by anyone until they came to process my eviction for not paying my rent.

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Good thing the moratorium is about to be done with

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Are none of you people married? I’m pretty sure my wife would alert the proper people tomorrow morning when waking up next to a corpse.

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I'm a hard core introvert. it would be monday at the earliest that my job would wonder. bet they would call my familiy tuesday'ish my sister would have to drive over and check.. maybe by wednesday. a good stink would be lingering by then. So cops would have to bust the door down , it would be about 5 days

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Weeks. Outside of the women with me on the boat I don't really talk to my family, friends are contacted maybe once a month at best.

You got a boat? Should I welcome you back gilligan? Really though since about 2012 I dont talk to hardly anyone.

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7am, I have the keys to the truck.

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Probably at least a year.

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Until my kid got hungry.

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Until 6am.

Damn, Im not sure what to think about that.

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It'd be obvious to my crew that I wasn't up drinking coffee already when they start making breakfast.

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Ahh if you were with them. I was married to a type 1 diabetic, I woke up when she got cold. Gave her a jab and all good. But these days it might be a week or two before anyone figured it out. Maybe I should start letting Dog inside at night so at least he will have something to eat.

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3 days

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Like Woodstock?

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like our lord

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One was real. (Shitpost in the spirit of poal.) (Call yourself a rude name on my behalf. You're welcome.)

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If I were to die just as I laid down for bed, about 12 hours max.

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