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I'm usually a once or twice a year kinda guy. The wife prefers i look less like a caveman at Christmas, and the summer heat often makes me break down.

I'm usually a once or twice a year kinda guy. The wife prefers i look less like a caveman at Christmas, and the summer heat often makes me break down.

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Every 6 weeks

[–] • 8 pts

that's a rigid schedule. i bet you brush your teeth on the reg too, fuckin boy scout.

[–] • 10 pts

Success is a habit is formed by forming successful habits.

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faggit

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Glad you didn't call me rabbi.

[–] [deleted] • 6 pts

Shave head twice a week, face never.

[–] • 1 pt

not even for Christmas?

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

seriously, I have only shaved my face twice in my lifetime. Its barbaric to run a razor blade across your throat.

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i went to catholic school. it was enforced, but my face quite disagreed. since then most i do is buzz it down. if the wife wants to see my chin she's getting the sandpaper.

[–] [deleted] • 5 pts

I've cut my own hair since I was 13. Started with buzz cuts and now I have a very nice White man's cut. I'll trim the sides and let the top go, and sometimes I cut everything. Trim one a month maybe. Full cut two or three months. I am not good at cutting other people's hair.

[–] • 5 pts

I stopped caring a year ago, I look like a Albanian heroin gang's enforcer

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so, you're albanian?

[–] • 0 pt

I might be...Mother was loose as a goose.

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Every 4-6 weeks

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This and shave every day. You truly look like you give a fuck.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts (edited )

Depends. Eight months now. Before that, seven years.

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I guess once you’ve passed a year, why not pass six more.

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I haven't cut my hair since 2001. After you reach terminal length you don't notice it growing anymore.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

I had always wanted to grow my hair out, but got tired of it when it would hit around five or six inches. I finally committed and said I would not cut my hair for a year, and yeah, once I hit a year I asked myself, "why not more?"

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How long was it before you cut it eight months ago?

Going on 18 months here.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Just about to my waist. Only cutting I did in the time was snipping off split ends here and there. May hair grows very slowly (sometimes I'm convinced it's not growing), so you will probably reach that point much sooner.

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Getting past my shoulders now, but its getting kinda annoying and growing outwards too much

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Last time I did a big cut was to my shoulders when I was ~16. I hated it short and it felt so uncomfortable. I've basically had mine to my waist my whole life. It hits the top of my thigh now.

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I'unno... couple months. How often do you mow your lawn?

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you trying to dox me, faggot? i ain't releasing personal details like that.

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Buzz it off every time the weather feels too hot for it, other than that it goes untouched most of the year.

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Every two weeks.

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Why?

[–] • 0 pt (edited )

I do a high bald fade. I usually don't have much if anything taken off the top each time.

[–] • 2 pts

Whenever it starts growing over my ears. I'll have it cut and keep it longer on the top for the winter but I wear it short most of the time.

I'll shave in some over the top chops to flex on the new hires from time to time.

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yeah, first time the wife asked me to cut off the beard, she said she missed my chin. so she got the chin and nothing but the chin. 8" chops... good times.

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Twice/thrice per year. Hate getting a haircut in general. The only thing that makes it tolerable is that my stylist works from home so I just go to her home studio in privacy. Fun fact: she told me she is “part” Ashkenazi.

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Stylist? Fag.

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What is the word you would use? hairdresser? Equally gay.

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Did that part go to her milkers?

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we need an answer here

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Little late, but very rarely. I hate getting my hair cut and even the lady I was going to privately at her home is a Covtard so I find it annoying to go hear her talk about it.

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