"I value my liberty more than your safety" would do fine as well.
I was going to tell them to get every POC vaccinated first because i dont want my male White privlege to interfere with vaxxing niggers.
Lol, crank it to 1000F
"I value my liberty more than your safety" would do fine as well.
I was going to tell them to get every POC vaccinated first because i dont want my male White privlege to interfere with vaxxing niggers.
Lol, crank it to 1000F
What?
No, start loafing a revolver in front of them while counting to 10. Should do the trick.
No, start loafing a revolver in front of them while counting to 10.
Do you roll it in dough or cram it into a bag of bread?
Don't ever answer the door. It's worked for me, for 5 decades.
I've done that. It's great. Empowering. I've sat on my couch with a book in my hand and glanced out the window at some assholes knocking on my door and just went back to reading...
I have glass panels on both sides of my front door. Recently somebody was knocking, and I just stared at them til they shuffled off, it was glorious.
I hear a pickup truck brake in front of my house. The jangle of a tow hitch is a dead giveaway. I'll just lay there on my couch in my underwear reading a book with the fan on and ignore them. Suddenly, I'll notice a darkening of the ambient light and turn to see them looking through the jalacy and screen window using their hands like horse blinders. They mostly see me looking back at them and just leave when I turn back to reading.
...that's when I know it's time to mow the fucking lawn again.
You cannot talk your way out of this.
What about you speak to my attorney?
You will either die a free man or a slave.
Philosophically, we're all slaves in this life. ...slaves to hunger, slaves to thirst, slaves to the very air we breathe. The only freedom that we have is the freedom to chose our own death.
Most don't.
It is a noble goal.
Just say you've already had it, their records must be wrong
There are no records. They are going off of data from the number of vaccine doses that were administered in a certain geographical area. There is no master list. Just tell them you’ve been vaccinated. https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/adults/vaccination-records.html
"I've already had both shots and I'm waiting for the booster." "My card?" "Jeeze....it's right over here... give me a second..."
Ka-chunk. Ka-chunk. (sound of a shotgun loading)
"Here ya go..."
I like your style.
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