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Curious if there is any information about this subject.

We all know the test is bullshit. What i am wondering about is using something as a test subject to get a negative result.

I've seen videos of people testing everything from coca-cola to fruits, but getting positive results. I want the same thing but with negative results.

Asking for a friend.

Curious if there is any information about this subject. We all know the test is bullshit. What i am wondering about is using something as a test subject to get a negative result. I've seen videos of people testing everything from coca-cola to fruits, but getting positive results. I want the same thing but with negative results. Asking for a friend.

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You don't manipulate the receptors, you find out what they are looking for. Found this paper. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7094638/

The approved antigen test might be https://www.fda.gov/media/137886/download

They are testing for nucleocapsid protein. Find the patent for the test and it will tell you the specifics. Once you know what the test is looking for you can take the next step.

If police are looking for a guy in a red shirt then to hide you have to wear a white shirt.

If it's a protein antigen test basically you would have to denature any and all proteins and then repeatedly rinse out whatever part of the body they are testing. If it's mouth pretty easy. Nasal cavity becomes more difficult but still doable.

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Wow, thanks!

I will keep you posted on my results. Work wants me to start taking this test each week, so its either find a way to undermine the test and continue working or lose my job.

I should tell you too that I am not in my home country, otherwise I would pursue other measures, but being where I am at the moment, it's just easier if I can fake the test results and keep working.

Thanks again for your help.

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I understand. Find out which test and then we can figure it out.

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OK, here's an update.

I bought a test, but being where I am, the pamphlets inside with all the information are not in English. The box is in English, but all the information is not, regardless the ingredients list will be easy enough to decipher.

However, before I do all that work, I just ran a normal test to see how it turned out. I didn't swab my nose or anything, I spat in a tissue, then rolled the swab around in it eight times (4 X each nostril), swished it around ten times in the mix while squeezing the test tube, as instructed, then I put three drops of the mix into the hole for the test strip and waited fifteen minutes.

Within the first minute, the test strip gave me a negative result and after the fifteen minute wait, it remained the same.

So, as long as this works every time, I'm good to go. It was really simple and took only a minute of my time. The tests are relatively expensive (around $10) and I need to pay for them myself every week, which is unfair, but it is a simple enough thing to do to remain working.

If I ever get a positive or inconclusive result, I will simply run the test again and eat the cost. However, if I'm ever in the unlikely situation where I am continuously testing positive or getting inconclusive results, I will then need to figure out how to undermine the test and I may need your help, lol.

Until then, I'll just hope this works out each week. I'll keep you updated brother, thanks again for your help!